Upper Dicker

A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.

*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.

by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

mother dicker

Someone who dicks mother's.

You see Steve over there? He docked your mom last night. What a mother dicker.

by Clemon2589 December 1, 2020

Spit-dickery

The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 5, 2021

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 6, 2021

Sickery Dickery

Some masculine man with a whopping 15 inch cock

Oliver whips out his 15 inch cock

"OMG Oliver, you are such a Sickery Dickery"

by Musty69420 February 23, 2022