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mow the dirt

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012
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Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.
"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."
by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017
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Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.
You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.
by Lvei P March 22, 2022
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People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.
Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
by EmJayee February 9, 2021
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