Dallas Cowboys

Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.

NFL Fan: What's your team?

redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?

NFL Fan: I think so...

Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas

the Dallas cowboys are shit

by 12345543212345 December 12, 2006

Fai Dollahs

The cost of everything sold at Papa Lorenzo's, and the way everyone at the store must pronounce the price.

Ehhhh, whatcha got?... Fai dollahs. Whatcha got?

by Not Hoitsma October 8, 2003

ming - dalla - ming

We're all familiar with the concept of minger but ming - dalla -ming simply refers to a particularly fine example of mingingness, a girl who stands out in an ungly crowd as being above and beyond the normal boundaries of unattractiveness. Excess hair, weight and poor skin can all contribute to this definition.

You might say "Hey those girls are pretty average, but see the one in the blue. She's Ming - Dalla - Ming!"
You might also say "Now that is simply Ming!!"

by Laifos December 18, 2005

New Dallas

A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and the cultural influence The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas

Since New Orleans have moved to Dallas due to Katrina, we call it "New Dallas".

by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.

Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!

by btylerm28 December 6, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.

"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."

by Big D Blows July 7, 2008