An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.
Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!
Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
by Sotally October 14, 2009
Get the Monthly Duty Cycle mug.The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
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Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.
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"Holy shit Matt, I can't believe you finished that handle."
Matt: "I'm going through a Spin Cycle, just get me the waste basket."
Matt: "I'm going through a Spin Cycle, just get me the waste basket."
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