clumberfuck

A person who has little up top mentally and very little down below physically.
Usually male.

You wouldn't touch a clumberfuck with.a bargepole. Or any other sex toy.

Ut oh clumberfuck alert.
Keep your panties on and disengage eye contact.

by lalalayla606 July 10, 2014

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016

Cucumber jackfruit

Noun.

A dumb person with zero personality.

This waiter is a cucumber jackfruit.

by Hadm1208 April 15, 2020

Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

by Mahusive man July 11, 2023

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

Peelin' the Cucumber

When your in the kitchen and you have a cucumber in your left hand (or maybe your right) and you have a vegetable peeler in your right hand (or maybe your absence of a hand) and you happen to join the two identifiable objects together so that one might separate the atoms of the other, just SO, as to remove only the outer layer of the fruit.

I was peelin' the cucumber before making a healthy meal.

by Elaura January 27, 2017

chocolate cucumber

brown skinned cock, dark skinned dick from latinos and black americans

I have chocolate cucumber for latinas.

by steven weily July 1, 2007