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Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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Hop on criminality

Hardcore anal with 7 women at once. this does not counts as an ORGY since only sigma males can only get 7 bitches at ONCE
Man: Hop on criminality

Group of women: you said w-what?
by ThatGuyWithABrain69 June 28, 2022
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Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions
You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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