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When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence
covfefe by meye263 May 30, 2017
Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.
Despite the negative press covfefe.
Covfefe by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017
Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'
That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night
Covfefe by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017
When you need French lessons from Justin Trudeau, because you actually meant to say "c'est la vie"
So I grab their pussies… Covfefe
When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional
me gusta covfefe
Covfefe by KimKardashina June 1, 2017
Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
Covfefe by ToolGeek June 1, 2017