cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

sister-cousin

a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.

"im going to the movies tonight with my sister-cousin"

by scrapwebb January 6, 2012

PETER COUSINS

Having indirectly slept with the same girl as your friend via another mans peter

Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.

by Tricky Trav April 13, 2010

Pagina Cousins

When a girl and a guy have sex with the the same person that the previous one had sex with.

Example 1:
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

by YoungStallion94 August 4, 2011

Chyron Cussing

When mainstream media outlets like CNN and MSNBC have "shithole" in their chyrons as a direct quote of a government official.

Racist asshole Donald Trump called Africa a bunch of "shithole countries" so in order to quote him accurately TV news was forced into some beautiful chyron cussing.

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2018

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

by Leoheart December 12, 2010