The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

cottrell

sexy, funny, athletic, and a mix of black and asian (blasian). gets along with people easy, and is fun to be around. A big flirt and usually smells nice. Nice smile and a nice person. Can be peer pressured easily and is usually fast.

Wow did you see Cottrell?
No, where is he?
damn he's fast!

by haha8910 January 1, 2012

Cottonronbone

When in a strip club getting a lap dance, you ensure you have a cotton ball on the tip of the penis. If you happen to explode in your pants, you take the soiled cotton ball out of your pants and slap it on her cheek.

As we were finishing up a fantastic lap dance, I proceeded to cottonronbone her. She, in suprise, was honered by the event.

by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

Cotton-eyed

Archaic description for a blind man, referencing how the eyes appear fully white (for instance advanced cases of cataracts or glaucoma)

From Steinbeck's East of Eden "...the crooked little cotton-eyed piano player stood...waiting for a sound to tell him where she was.

by Fetus2494 June 27, 2015

kanin cotton

epic warrior cats animator, he streams n stuff and also has an alt called godless snowshoe where he covers topics on the transgender discourse and he also covers stuff on religion :33

Person A: Kanin cotton is the best fucking animator
Person B: I AGREE!!!!!!!!

by Candybatzzz January 22, 2023

cottaging giggins

a cottager who loves to take it up the giggins

james banks whos email address is [e-mail] is a great big cottaging giggins

by mr bear bummer December 14, 2004