conchita

A man who cleans and cooks for you.

He's a real Conchita, he spent the entire morning cleaning around the house

by quelleconne February 20, 2011

Concrete Donkey

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.

Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"

by Shwepper July 21, 2008

Concrete Footprint

When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.

"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"

by Edward Elric May 23, 2012

letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)

My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018

Concrete rabbit

when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"

once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"

by jt2721 February 20, 2009

conchita

girls who try to dress nice but they are actually really ghetto they listen to "reggaeton" they often play their selves as "fancy people" but they are not, jump and clap at almost anything, they wear flashy colors and are shy sluts.

They also like to take pictures of themselves on fotologs hi five and ghetto websites like those with a bra and their daisy dukes pushing their butts out and wearing sunglasses at night.

jesus: she was acting all conchita about it
rubi: I know and she dresses like a real conchita too

by cuten June 14, 2009

Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012