combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

Combatant

A game that is basically the successor to Fistitown on ROBLOX. It was made by chrisshiu08 and involves fighting styles with mostly skill to fight well, it has multiple fighting styles, more than Fisti and has been in development for a while. The game involves drama, messing around, and consists of a small community. It is fun if you practice but is still in the making and is constantly being worked on.

"yo man lets play combatant"

"nah bro u too good, u make me mad"

"lmao get over it"

by anonymous January 5, 2025

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

Mutual Combat

A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.

A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.

by oldschoolrocker October 6, 2021