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Colton

Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"

"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."

"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"

"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
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Colton

A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
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colton schiavone

a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow
by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025
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Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.
eeeeew that kid is so Colton.
by Bill sucks May 3, 2022
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colton

no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock
by gayness is bad March 10, 2020
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Colton Hudson

Have you heard of Colton Hudson? He is a trap, pretending to be a female, but he's actually a male
by coltonhudsonisatrap June 11, 2018
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Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag
So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad
by Gshein August 2, 2018
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