Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.
by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022
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A homeless guy who steals fridges and lives in his laundry room.
That’s so Colton!
by John Luigi’s June 05, 2019
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Big brain, but not smarter then Nolan
Colton is yes
by MrFloppers April 08, 2021
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Colton is the type of guy to like your cousins and siblings.
Guys watch out hide your relatives, its Colton.
by Sakutasbal September 07, 2022
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Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.
"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.
by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 17, 2020
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He is man
WHEEEEEEEEE

He is man
It means a person
Example; Hi Colton
by Glizzy man man man man man November 09, 2020
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Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
Everyone: omg coltons my best best friend I miss him
Colton: nobody cares about me...
by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
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