Immitation bacon bits
by Poor slinky neck May 25, 2018
Get the Family scab collectionmug. Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...
A group of assholes is a collective
A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
Get the Collectivemug. Surveillance data in which technology has created an opportunity to monitor a millions of people. Currently with in an indiscriminate process in which a dragnet is placed over large amounts of data. With any kind of decency, considered one of the dirtiest words (phrase) in language.
A federal appeals court has ruled the National Security Agency’s bulk collection of millions of Americans’ phone records is illegal. The program was exposed by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden
by High and Low November 5, 2019
Get the bulk collectionmug. A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
Get the collect-a-certmug. 
Get the collective..wrlddmug. by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018
Get the Collectiblesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.mug.