Literally Close Friends

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.

Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

by nont0Xic March 21, 2019

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

close to the equator

Close to the equator is a term used to define some thing cool, something hot. Something awsome, something amazing. Something just un fucking beliveable

a. man Jessica is SO close to the equator today.

b.dude that blunt was Reall close to the equator man.

c. that song was reall damn close to the equator man

by the commitments April 13, 2005

Close your eyes

What someone says before they kidnap you

Close your eyes its ook

by Urcat February 15, 2019

Too close for comfort

When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.

Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.

Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.

by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

no example

by kalsjdfkl;asf February 2, 2003