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pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008
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Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION
"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"
by mhsno October 21, 2008
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pipe-cleaner

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss
Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...
by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2008
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Downloadable CD cLEAner

A fig-ment of in|cheef's imagination
(in|cheef):Where can i download a cd cleaner?
by vast March 17, 2003
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Pipe Cleaner

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
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pipe cleaner

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.
Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"
by Kentaylor March 31, 2007
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Cunt cleanser

A regular make hookup (fuck buddy) that "cleanses" the vagina of random hookups and one night stands.
I need my cunt cleanser to wash away last night's hookup.
by Shaunasweets July 5, 2016
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