Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 18, 2013

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.

Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!

by Clamer July 28, 2016

clam powder

When a man or woman snorts cocaine out of his or her female partners vagina

I heard Cameron and Shelby did clam powder last night.

by Eight Stoned Arkansans May 08, 2018

cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 01, 2006

Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.

We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.

by pork salad June 19, 2014

Clam Hound

a person who enjoys clam shaped items(vessels); to a degree that is concerning

Nate is such a clam hound, I can't believe he put me in this position I need to take a hot bath to heal.

by E.Matty January 25, 2021

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 17, 2009