Chris

A ruggedly handsome individual that has swimable eyes and a sharp jawline. He also cannot dance to save his life and he cannot think for himself. The only cure is to find a friend companion with Aries or Picses as their astrological sign. His pride will hurt him in the end. He will be fit for a long lasting marrage with the person that can get past his many vices.
That boy, Chris, has a lot going for him.
by Eatshit. May 10, 2014
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Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.
-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"
by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 01, 2012
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Chris, a man of which you never heard. He likes to eat dogs.
“Chris kills people.”
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Chris is such a special person that anyone would be lucky to meet. He's funny and sweet and caring 100% of the time. He puts others before himself and is always helping them in a compassionate way. He goes above and beyond for the people he loves and can always be relied on/trusted in times of need. A Chris is an absolutely amazing individual and definitely one of a kind. Just an all round great guy really.
"Wow that guys is really something, hes just so special."

"Yeah man, he's a Chris."
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he sux
Oh chris, you look particularly shit today.
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Chris got hoes.
by Pettysuzy October 03, 2016
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A man with good hair and loves every girl he sees and likes girls younger then him
Chris has great hair
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