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Chris

Chris, a man of which you never heard. He likes to eat dogs.
“Chris kills people.”
by mvpoftheworld69 June 6, 2019
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Chris

She’s chris
by Chris696969696586 September 30, 2018
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Chris

A man with a cock so large it exceeds anyone else.
He is a Chris. I couldn't breath in bed last night.
by The6788 March 17, 2019
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Chris

Chris is such a special person that anyone would be lucky to meet. He's funny and sweet and caring 100% of the time. He puts others before himself and is always helping them in a compassionate way. He goes above and beyond for the people he loves and can always be relied on/trusted in times of need. A Chris is an absolutely amazing individual and definitely one of a kind. Just an all round great guy really.
"Wow that guys is really something, hes just so special."

"Yeah man, he's a Chris."
by Mrs Poop 2017 August 24, 2017
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Chris

Chris got hoes.
by Pettysuzy October 3, 2016
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Chris

he sux
Oh chris, you look particularly shit today.
by Georg69 October 11, 2021
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Chris

The fucking devil. that’s it. He will fuck your shit up. Portrays himself as angelic until he gains your trust and eventually drags you into hell where you can’t get out of with a smile on his face. There’s literally nothing holy about this creature. Gets all the hoes too but also steals your girl. Puts on a fake facade to deceive everyone to thinking he’s the most amazing person on earth which will make it hard for you to expose him. Lowkey worships the devil. You see a person called Chris, RUN. 🤡
Aw shit man that’s a Chris, get that crucifix.
by Scared Christian December 2, 2019
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