Spicy Mayan Chocolate

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.

Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.

by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011

Daddy Chocolate

A Daddy Chocolate is a large black man. Usually handsome and well versed in the art of seduction, a Daddy Chocolate can lure any woman into his lair. Wise beyond his age, a Daddy Chocolate knows the meaning of life and is not afraid to share it with the world. Generally speaking, most are very dark skinned, tall, and masculine. Not to be confused with a pimp or a sugar daddy; Daddy Chocolate's are dignified and classy.

Girl #1: "Ohhh gurll, take a look at DAT sugah daddy!"
Girl #2: "Mmmm gurl, nuh uh you got yo weave all up in a twist, that ain't no sugah daddy, that is one foooiiine Daddy Chocolate!"

by Daddy Chocolate March 8, 2011

cherry chocolate surprise

When a man is screwing a woman while she is on the rag, and as he makes every thrust he says cherry, after a little while he quickly exits the snatch and enters her ass, at the same time yelling chocolate surprise.

Hey whats up with the black eye?
Oh, I gave my girl the cherry chocolate surprise

by tunazz June 23, 2008

Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.

Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.

by Texas Homo March 6, 2009

Chocolate Lightning

The Shits...

High pressure squirts of diarrhea...

Nuff said...

When Tyra woke up after a night of Chili and Beer, she exclaimed: "Oh baby, I got the Chocolate Lightning!"

by David Kulma December 14, 2008

chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.

Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005

Chocolate cha-cha

Anal Sex, see also "Driving the Hershey Highway",
"Riding the Dirt Trail", "Utilizing the Third Input", "Poking the Brown Eye".

"John and George
danced the chocolate cha-cha all night."

by TheBrownRoadToLove July 9, 2003