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Pennsylvania Chimney

When someone makes something up and people talk as if it was a thing all along
He pulled a Pennsylvania chimney and the whole forum believed him.
by GoWithIt May 26, 2025
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Indian Chimney

Popularised by Eric Abetz the Indian Chimney, so named because of its ability to produce excruciating heat and copious amounts of fluid, is elegant in its simplicity.

The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences.

Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint.

The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag.

The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
Megan and I had an awesome Indian Chimney on wednesday night.
by Glenn Gomez September 13, 2025
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Christmas Chimney Nut

The example: When you get stuck in chimney in santa costume, your bottom half od body hangs in the opening of the chimney and girl gives you a blowjob.
Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.
by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025
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Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.
I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.
by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007
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Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
by hariken November 5, 2020
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