chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Rip In The Chap

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”

“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”

by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018

Chap

Noun. Word used to describe massive poo.

I went to the toilet this morning and had a steaming chap punch throw my anus

by Savage Savant February 16, 2022

Chap

Over with, done for

The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.

by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.

David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else

by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021

Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".

Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.

by S455R525 May 15, 2016