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Chopped

Another way of calling one (particularly a girl) rachet, ugly, fugly, gross, unpleasant, repulsive.
(1)Ew, that girl is Chopped!!
(2) That girl over there is so Chopped!
by Electrafied January 7, 2015
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Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
by suburban white kid July 7, 2008
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Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
by streetelitecj December 9, 2008
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chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
by Sabecca January 1, 2009
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chopped and screwed

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008
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Chopped

A feeling when someone has you all the way fucked up
Ew Mrs you got me chopped if you think Ima do all this homework
by Lalabunny June 18, 2016
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