certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021

Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 21, 2021

certified.lolicon

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

CertifiedHolsum

Absolute top shagger. Very friendly person and never trolls

Wow have you seen that guy? He's a CertifiedHolsum

by CertifiedHolsum July 18, 2021

certified.bigq.simp

The best tiktoker of all time. Xe said badussy on live twice when i only asked once.

Some dumbass: who is certified.bigq.simp?
Intelligent people: only the best tiktoker of all time

by LeviLikesToCry July 21, 2021

CertifiedCool

A nerd. probably a bumgaret too. plays too much hypixel i recon

Person 1: Has CertifiedCool even touched grass?

Person 2: No

by queak August 18, 2021