Captain Fwiffo

A green alien with a tendency to get frightened at the drop of a pencil.

Hunam 1: Did you see Captain Fwiffo ride that roller coaster? What a baby!
Hunam 2: I know right!

by 541l0rl34f March 1, 2018

Cantanip

It's like catnip but has crack mixed into it.

Yo me and Blake's cat bout to go do some Cantanip, you in?

by Benis100 May 15, 2020

captainbratt

A very funny, cool, kind person.

Have you seen captainbratt's new tiktok?
yes, it was funny

by mordetwi August 28, 2021

lane captain

The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.

I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.

by pipercat99 December 27, 2007

Captain Planet

Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!

Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by Ghost Dog X August 12, 2009

captain planet fart

When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.

Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.

by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009

Captain Chicken

A person that butters the bread all day and is not good at drinking kale salad.

Oh my god, look at that butter that Captain Chicken just made!

by Purewaterdrinking June 12, 2018