Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet

Calvin stinks of piss

by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020

Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019

Na-calvin

• another term for "friendzone"

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"

by binarurot April 5, 2022

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020