cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

by pentozali January 15, 2009

fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

by dan December 3, 2003

moon cabbage

Marijuanna

Listen to DJ No Name at 4:20 for the moon cabbage fact of the day on 107.7FM THE END

by Blind Duck September 25, 2003

eye cabbage

the complete opposite of eye candy

"the boys nice!"

"shoosht mate thats eye cabbage"

by hollie.c January 7, 2008

Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!

A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

by NewBOOBS2010 January 27, 2010

muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".

I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016