The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").
Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
by kiche35 July 29, 2021

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her
by That one guy and me July 12, 2010

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
