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lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick
I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.
by Micky97 January 29, 2018
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daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020
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Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
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Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
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Brooming

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!
by KadabedayKuchus November 27, 2021
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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