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push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.
A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop
"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"
by Paint_dry February 24, 2017
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Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles
I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now
by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023
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Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023
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Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.
Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.
by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010
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