Vietnamese broom

when u rub a pussy so hard it goes bright red and starts to loose all existing hair

i gave alfies mum a fat vietnamese broom last night

by bigdickai July 1, 2019

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

The Broom

A Brititsh slang term for a shotgun

Roy, hand me the broom, I need to crop this man out of existence.

by Colonel Banoffee November 29, 2021

push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.

A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop

"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"

by Paint_dry February 24, 2017

Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.

“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”

by Dumb broom June 16, 2020