More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
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Get the Brittany mug.A Brittany is someone who feels no need to work hard even though she is getting paid well for an entry level job. She feels no need to give customers a fair product or service for the high prices they are forced to pay, because she feels entitled to be getting paid just to focus on her looks on a phone app or her friends on Insta or Snapchat. "To hell with people who worked their ass off and deserve a fair product or service", is their attitude. The world must cater to me because I am a spoiled little girl or boy in my early twenties often, with inch long false lashes and thick makeup. He or she feel like, "hell my parents spoiled me, so why wont you?!" A "Jakey " (nick name for Jake,) is the male version of a Brittany. A Jakey feels no need to try to learn the products or services he is supposed to be helping his customer with. He often says, "Um, I don't really know,.. I just started, (even after a month,) and doesn't even bother to ask you if you'd like him to go get someone who can answer your product related question for you. "He's just too lazy and self absorbed to think that the high cost his company is making you pay for the service, means that you actually deserve anything of value in return. To a Brittany or a Jakey, they will do anything to avoid responsibility for being fair with you, and even resort to whining that you're just a karen" if you just want a reasonably fair product or service for all that money you are forced to spend everywhere you go.
Omg, Mark, that chick was such a Brittany!.. She just told me to check back another day to see if they still had the sweater that was advertised, instead of getting out of her seat to ask her supervisor or look it up online just to make an honorable effort. When I asked if she could please "maybe check with someone just to be sure", she rolled her eyes, put her phone down, and mumbled to her twenty something coworker "what a karen." Wow, even though I worked three times as hard for a third of the wage that she gets at that age, I guess it's too much to ask for a quality product or service for that crazy high price we are being charged. Where is the respect for our fellow human beings anymore?
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