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Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
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la bierbach

La bierbach is the german word for beer belly. This is a nickname give to a girl that has a huge stomach and no ass. To the untrained eye she may appear to be pregnant but a closer look will reveal a disgustingly fat gut.
I cant believe pat got with la bierbach, her gut sticks out further then her boobs.
by IHBP November 11, 2008
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african briefcase

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!
by TheNorm May 12, 2015
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Rose Briars

Knotted up ass hairs around the rosebud aka the bunghole. Found among the very hairy and/or the unclean.
That flithy prostitute had the worst rose briars.

I need to pluck my rose briars. They are getting full.

Rachel is smoking hot. But you would never know her wooly ass is full of rose briars.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
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brief

'alright dave, you got a brief for the cup final?'

'yes mate, got two spares infact'
by mactable February 17, 2009
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Briefcase Fart

A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.

When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).




and that's what she said.
"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "

"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"
by Portishead && Tallywag! August 4, 2008
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Briar

Most Briars are energetic pretty and sporty they are usually hot and get all of the boys ;)

Solemates First Initial usually H, B, Z, Or T

Briars are very Beautiful and have hobbies like Gymnastics, Netball, Dance or something like that

They are also very talented And Their Best Friend initials usually L, F, E, Or T

Best Briars are Scorpios or Virgos :)
Briar is a pretty humorous girl
by KewlllLitttKidd69 November 11, 2019
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