cottage brew

The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.

Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.

cottage brew by Livefreelordiehard February 28, 2018

When that cold brew hits 

When that cold brew hits its hits hard

When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed

When that cold brew hits by Troy46930473 December 5, 2020

Boner Brew 

Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!

I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.

Boner Brew by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015

Witches Brew 

Referring to a situation when a gentleman has not ejaculated for a long period of time. His baby batter has been brewing and thus is quite pungent and foul to the taste.

Dude, I have been stewing this witches brew for almost a month in anticipation of blowing it all over that whores face.

I busted a five roper of witches brew on that bitch and she almost vomited from the necrotic odor.

Witches Brew by Glass House October 26, 2011

Witches brew 

The term used for when one throws up a little in their mouth, swallows it, then has to deal with the horrible after-taste.

Dude, after I ate that burrito and shotguned that Milwaukee's Best, I got the worst witches brew.

Witches brew by BobbieSuee May 29, 2009

cumpis brew 

When you take a big festering shit, a cabbage-sour piss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl's face.

I was feeling so horny and nasty last night that I whipped up a big 'ole batch of cumpis brew and splattered it all over my Puerto Rican honey girl.

cumpis brew by Mojito Man August 8, 2006

dew brew 

Slang for mountain dew, the great

Mmmm hmmm good, now thats a dew brew bitch

dew brew by Justin Squires November 10, 2006