by booga suga November 20, 2019

brayden is despite folk tales is a motherfuckin dicksuckin cuntfuckin fuckity fucker and he always wants to eat little girls.
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
by beach ball size lady nuts January 22, 2018

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Brayden James Gilchrist is another word for someone special, and is a nice comment to someone to show that you care about them. It describes friendliness from you to the person you are describing. It shows that they are: Kind, Beautiful, Friendly and have a great Humor. This word really comes from the heart to show you care.
by BobCommunityServices December 16, 2010

the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.
by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010

A self sentered asshole who only cares about himself and doesn't give a crap what you or anyone thinks he will ba an asshole and at school with him evryone will hate him and he will start fights with evryone NEVER date him he will make everything about him and how he feels. He is poor and will buy you cheap shit to act cool. Brayden has a small dick and will make your life hell. FUCK brayden! Brayden is an asshole and should go fuck himself. Brayden uses to many emojis. If you read this Brayden just know I hate you and wish you were dead you waste of air.
by Brooketa January 28, 2023
