by booga suga November 20, 2019
brayden is despite folk tales is a motherfuckin dicksuckin cuntfuckin fuckity fucker and he always wants to eat little girls.
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
your such a brayden johnson
by beach ball size lady nuts January 22, 2018
When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
You are a dirty Brayden Mapley
by DADDY CAMO October 20, 2023
a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 02, 2009
Brayden James Gilchrist is another word for someone special, and is a nice comment to someone to show that you care about them. It describes friendliness from you to the person you are describing. It shows that they are: Kind, Beautiful, Friendly and have a great Humor. This word really comes from the heart to show you care.
by BobCommunityServices December 13, 2010
the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.
he is a brayden michael blackmon
by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010
brayden shirey is a word that people use to define a person that plays basket ball baseball and foot ball me has 1 friend and he loves to party and no one ever goes except for his one and only friend———- ——-
by he/shw October 22, 2023