Brandon

Brandon is the funniest and most charming boy you will ever meet. He can make someone who is feeling sad feel really fucking happy. He can seem like a dumb ass sometimes but that’s just part of his sense of humor. Even though some people tend to disagree, He is actually very wise and intelligent. Brandon’s perfect match would have to be a kaylah or someone who has a personality like a kaylah because they are both really fucking funny, intelligent,have a lot in common, get along well, and have little differences. Brandon doesn’t care about what others say about him and will not let anyone dull his sparkle. Oh yeah, and he will literally be friends with anyone who is nice to him :)

Dude one - “yo Brandon is such a dumb ass”

Dude - “no I have U.S history with him and he literally makes 100s .. maybe ur the dumb ass here “

by UrmomAndUrauntie_BOI May 14, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the most magnificent one! Stands true and makes his haters completely hate him by not breaking or bending to their expectations. Amazing in bed! Funny, charming and seductive, Brandon will most positively make your bf jealous and insecure. Even though faced with more demons than most, even some that may make you want to turn and run, he will still captivate you in his own way(s). Pass the chance up with a Brandon and you will learn to regret it. Can be your best friend or worst enemy. Mysterious and outspoken, he may come off as apparent but this is simply a tool to weed out for what he is hunting for. Very smart and talented Brandon's are....very talented! Impressive tools and skill sets he will possess!

Once you go Brandon....you don't go back!

by Married to the wrong one March 5, 2021

Bronson

The name Bronson (pronounced BRAHN-sun), is of Middle English origin meaning “son of the dark one”. The name is primarily utilized in English speaking countries. Bronson is an uncommon first name for men but a very common last name for both men and women.

Usually faithful and generous with a great capacity for affection. Bronson is gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If provoked however, can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which can seem to lose all self-control.

"Beware the fury of a patient man."

"Don't pick on that one. He's apt to go Bronson on you."

by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos February 11, 2010

Brandon

The sexiest guy on the face of the earth. A total hunk with a steamy personality and has the amazing ability to sweep a girl off her feet. And on top of that the sweetest person you will ever meet with crazy comical skills.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

by eprincess99 August 11, 2010

Brandon

The most AMAZING person alive.

Brandon makes me feel special.

by Fdogg January 9, 2008

Dark Brandon

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.

Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered

by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022

Brandon

A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.

Person 1: Who's that guy?

Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon.

Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?

by Bean.Bean. May 21, 2011