Blandersnatch

usually reffering to a dry, salty, or otherwise bland crotch this is usually associated with women and there "muff".

Mark "yo man! check her out!"
Matt "woah! naw man shes got a blandersnatch!"

by Matt-Hue May 10, 2010

Blander

another word for a condom

I need to go to the store to get some blanders.

by bub182 September 14, 2011

Banderlander

Noun. 1.) A lesbian also known as a dyke.

"Hey Banderlander, After banderlanding her pussy I couldn't resist a lick."

by RealMayonaise December 5, 2013

blanderious

Basically this means that somthing is reduculas and not a valid point.

"Dude the words square"

"Man that's so blanderious"

by Webbz101 November 3, 2014

brandenn

A guy who looks gay people will call him a faggot because he's a man whore who will try to date anyone because at age 30 he will be alone and kill himself

Omg my ex is literally like a Brandenn he tried to ask out my 17 year old sister

by David Dynamite November 11, 2015

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.

Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.

by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.

Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.

by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016