the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
by sosengineer October 09, 2017
dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.
by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017
Beware of the Brad Kelly. A muscular creature that stalks the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.
Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.
Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!
Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.
Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!
by SOT BreadBin April 13, 2020
Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021
Brad server is a server were most ppl talk and stuff,
people there are ogs and only the best of the best make it out alive
he has had multiple servers too
white knight hub being one of them
people there are ogs and only the best of the best make it out alive
he has had multiple servers too
white knight hub being one of them
by Xodiest January 27, 2019
The property of being like bread.
Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
by The Bread Gals October 20, 2020
Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger
by Selenewuzhere78 December 09, 2018