Bowie High School

a place where your happiness goes to die

friend 1: Im going to bowie high school next year
friend 2: lol it will destroy your soul

by sostfu October 26, 2015

Bower Shrub

Someone who is nice to everyone but gets awkward and weird when faced with someone who he has had issues with. Someone who is also gay and likes to fuck his friends.

That boy who just randomly pissed off that girl is such a bower shrub

by Najong November 3, 2016

Bowe Treatment

When someone puts you down, insults you or stresses on you for no reason. Usually caused by the female menstrual cycle (set to 'heavy flow').

Occurs in men who just want to be absolute bastard. Also known as 'Cain Treatment'

Person One: "You bastard! I hate you and never want to see you again! No-one ever calls me 'nice' and gets away with it"

Person Two: "Ok, ok, just lay off the Bowe Treatment!"

by Daniel Winter July 1, 2004

Bower

Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex

"I heard Nick is a Bower"
"Yes, he learnt that in prison"

by Tommybrah November 24, 2014

Bowel Baby

when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.

When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

Bowel Routing

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.

"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."

by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015

bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

"You are such a Bowering"

by Stevo September 4, 2016