Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

Lauren Bowden

This person is amazeballs. She is funny beautiful and smart. She is an amazing friend and artist. That shot is REAL

Omg is that a Lauren Bowden, wow she is so gorgeous

by That hoe :) October 16, 2019

does braden love regina more

yes

Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”

by PinkGorilla69 May 21, 2022

Braden

A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.

Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.

by Black Asshole January 7, 2012

Lizzy Borden House

Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording

P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex.

by ghoastsRmypassionjob October 25, 2009

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021