Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

Dick Beartrap

Person who severely fucked up. Like fell and got their dick caught in a beartrap.

Donald trump went total Dick Beartrap in managing the first pandemic in over 100 years.

by JTMcNugent June 4, 2021

The Bledart

A Public Personality, Entrepreneur, Speaker, CEO Of The Bledart Brand, Creator Of The Bledart Startup, He Launched A Lot Of Successful Projects, As A Teen. He's Main Purpose, Inspiring People. The Biggest Advice, He Would Give, Enjoying Pain.

Inspiration Ideas Perceptions .... Matters The Most For Him

The Bledart.

by The Bledart FR November 21, 2021

Classic Beartrap

A phrase used for when someone does something stupid or falls into a “trap”

“He told me it was fancy dress but no one else is dressed up”
“Classic Beartrap”

by Akkadia December 31, 2023

Classic Beartrap

An expression for something that has disappointed you; a repeated mild annoyance

I’ve got detention today. Classic beartrap!

by Akkadia March 17, 2024

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024