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Blake

A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.
by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020
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Blake

A beautiful girl, who says Blake can't be a girls name. Blake is lit and is a snack. All the boys want some Blake, even tho she ain't thicc. She is a great person and all y'all need a Blake.
Boy 1: dang did you see Blake she lookin like a snack today.

Boy 2: I know bro.
by littlehoe123 November 26, 2018
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blake

blakes are typically goofy people, they seem super fun and bubbly at first, but eventually they become ignorant and self centered. blake is usually the name of a guy who is gay, but too afraid to come out. blakes are typically into cheerleading and theater. oh yeah, and let's no forget that blakes often times cheat and are abusive. they think its okay to try and manipulate you into staying by threatening you. basically i would just recommend staying away from blakes they are toxic af.
maddie- hey do you see that guy over there?
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
by the blonde woman June 24, 2020
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Blake

He loves to masturbate but can't find his dick between his legs
by PoePoeDaPro November 19, 2019
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Blake

That Blake is a stubborn brick wall
by Brick walls are cool August 2, 2022
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Blake

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜
Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.
by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017
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Blake

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.
Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
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