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Bible Signalling

Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.
1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.

2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.
by Flibbleflurf June 8, 2020
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Bible Zone

When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.
"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."
by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014
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Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.
I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.
by Dantezeal September 29, 2010
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Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019
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Bible of tikkyism

The bible of tikkyism is a set of rules founded by saviour hs and prophets Ed and bonnie it is set into 16 different rules that should be followed to become a game dropper
Rule no.1 in the bible of tikkyism no sucky no tikkytokky
by Hs tikky tokky July 5, 2022
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Pregnancy Bible

Pregnancy Bible
(idiom)
The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.
Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.

The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
by Deep River July 16, 2021
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bible blasting

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018
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