Blist

Everyone knows what a blister is, but the suffix -er implies that is must do the preceding word, hence blist.

Blist- v. To severely hurt a living thing in any manner.
Blister- n. Anything that unavoidably hurts people.

Acceptable variations: Blisted and blisting.

"Oy, I'm going to straight blist ya, mate."
"Okay, okay! You're funny. Stop with the pinching you're blisting me."
"You have to put that dog down, he's a blister."

by walletfullof1s February 22, 2015

mouse blister

A rare (fake) condition, that some who work in an office, claim to have after working long hours. (Also known as a Forrest burn)

I worked so hard this week that I now have a mouse blister!

by Forrest C. May 27, 2006

boisted

To be cheated out of something. This can range from a high five to getting dome to loosing a pair of fives to a pair of sixes in poker.

Danny: I was gunna hook up with the ace, but she got with SMEE!
Paully: BOISTED!!!!

by REAL Paully August 3, 2005

Brazilian Bistro

You wrap roast beef around your penis and put a condom over it. You fuck the girl in the ass and let the gravy spew out.

How about we go get a Brazilian Bistro from the neighbor

by The Pope JK October 1, 2009

Blistering

To Smoke Weed.

Damn bro, i've been blistering all day, i'm faded.

by Synth. April 3, 2013

Titty Blister

When one has been sucking on a teat of a loved one or a lover and the teat has become so swollen it forms what appears to be a burn or a blister. This may cause discomfort to the receiver and pain to the giver after such burns have been inflicted upon the teat of the receiver.

Bezza: Ahhh babe, stop sucking on my tits ey!

Dan: I can't help it.

Bezza: Fuck babe...you've given me a titty blister!

by The be all & end all-mace&mesh December 22, 2012

Blisterfeld

That awkward situation where you walk one way, and the person walking towards you goes the same way.

I totally got into an intense blisterfeld with Kayla the other day

by Insert Creative Pseudonym here December 28, 2009