Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time

Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.

by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Bertine

A girl who is a ginger and has a lot of friends. She thinks she is really funny, but everyone is just laughing at her, not her jokes.
She is also always from northern Europe, like almost a Viking, just not as cool and strong as one.

Yes, I have a Bertine in my class, can't wait to laugh at her.
This girl is such a Bertine!

by LastCupAlive February 1, 2021

Beltin' 'em out

-when you're singing a song and you're really into it. hitting every note, or at least in your opinion you are.

-hitting homeruns in the game of baseball.

-after a long night of drinking, the phase of continuous burping. (possibly followed by vomit)

-Streak of sexual activity for the male.

-"Wow, You're really hittin those notes. Way to Belt Em out!" sarcasm can be used as well.

-"Babe Ruth was called the Sultan of Swat because he really Belted Em Out back in the day."

-"HAHAHA Chris is really beltin' 'em out! Thats what you get for drinkin so much, you ass!"

-"Yo, he's railed 4 girls in the past 2 nights. He's really beltin' 'em out, bro!"

by Ryan V. July 22, 2008

Beertiful

Beertiful
Main Entry: beer·ti·ful
Pronunciation: 'bir-ti-f&l
Function: adjective
1:Having qualities of beauty hidden from the un-medicated eye, evinced only by the liberating effects of alcohol.
2:Harboring questionable aesthetic values; questions answered only amidst an inebriation celebration.

"Hey man, you totally hooked up with fatily natalie last night at craig's party! What the hell were you thinking?"
"Dude, last night she was so beertiful. I need to stop drinking."

by Adam Loes September 13, 2006

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008