A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the the benefits of being an assholemug. 17th may is Friends with benefits day. Invite them to come over or go to their house and show them how much you crave sex with them. No excuses not to celebrate.
“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
by heysishowareyou May 17, 2022
Get the Friends with benefits daymug. "Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020
Get the Little Friend with Benefitsmug. College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011
Get the Improper Benefits Bowlmug. Two or more people who become friends on a social networking website with the intention of sending gifts/becoming neighbors on online games.
by Mail W June 18, 2012
Get the Friends with game benefitsmug. When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.
Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
by GravityBooster October 3, 2018
Get the Singaporean friends with benefitsmug. X: Johnny got laid like 4 times yesterday.
Y: Yeah, I heard him and Jenny are friends with the best benefits
Y: Yeah, I heard him and Jenny are friends with the best benefits
by Clem Winkleberry May 1, 2014
Get the friends with the best benefitsmug.