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Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017
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Because

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BECAUSE I SAID
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Because

Because I'm not responsible for the affliction that renders them in need of somone else's body. Like... YOU did the thing. If I don't need to have sex. You do not need to have sex. If you are not entitled to the use of other people's bodies, then, you are EQUALLY not entitled to the use of a doctor's body to perform an abortion. So, there. Equality. What you want is a consequence free monopoly on the sex-act that requires my support while, simultaneously, I'm being excluded from the sex-act.
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by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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