Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.

Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".

by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

Ington-bear

A suffix used for just about anything, derived from the old british stop motion show "Padington Bear" and Created by Adrian Shegstad and Sean Wholey.

1. Suck my Cockington-bear.

2. FOR FATHERINGTON-BEAR

3. You look like Danny Gloverington-bear, ya sick son of a bitchington-bear

4. Ingtonbearington-bear

by Seanic January 18, 2009

Bargain Bear

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.

Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.

by Telling March 17, 2009

trouser beard

mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard

must get my trouser beard trimmed

by martin70 March 18, 2009

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011