And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
Get the Mike Densemug. Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017
Get the Mike Wazowskimug. An amazing singer, never fails to make his fans smile, without a doubt has OUSTANDING music, is adorable, hilarious, and deserves all the love in the world because he is such an amazing human ♥️💞🖤👏
Go stream Mike’s Dead ‘s Spotify playlist and buy his music on iTunes because its the absolute BEST!!
by MikesDeadFan101 May 9, 2019
Get the Mike’s Deadmug. by Elijah Amiries December 25, 2020
Get the Mike Liumug. A moment or situation where bad luck in a video game is so awful, it can only be caused by Miketendo
Person 1: “Damn! I got hit from a Goomba which bonked me into a black hole!
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”
by JustJustin5117 November 7, 2020
Get the Mike Luckmug. Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018
Get the prison mikemug. by Satan_button July 26, 2018
Get the Bijuu mikemug.