What the Barf?!

A non-offensive way of expressing ones surprise Instead of "What the hell?!" Or "What the f@%!"

Girl#1 : "My mom said I have to chop my hair off."
Girl#2 : "What the barf?! Why?!"

by VanillaLavender June 28, 2011

barfalicous

1. Really gross, or makes you want to barf

2. Covered in barf

3. Poisonous

Now that I've got the flu, the toilet has become pretty barfalicous.

by /\/\ /-\ X : ) December 9, 2008

barf soup

a mixture of barf and broth, usually chicken broth, with any number of strange components added from the soup or the expelled half-digested chunks from the person who donated their cud.

can also be used to mean accidentally swallowing someone's vomit because your mouth was open when they projectiled.

I ate Jim's barf soup for 20$, and made some of my own at the same time

Gross! Jane just got some barf soup from that 50 year old!

by Deefcrumpet April 4, 2009

Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 28, 2008

Barf-Ball

A disgusting little ball of nasty. Usually used to describe a greasy or dirty person

"Hey look at that hobo, what a barf-ball!!"

by Hannah Montana in da house July 9, 2009

barface

A discription of an unnatural, or ugly face.
(Barf + Face)

A: What happened to your face?
B: I got beat up yesterday.
A: Wow, that's some barface you got there!

by noijdoih September 19, 2009

Barf Knuckle

The knuckle in which you use to barf with. Normally used by people who are anorexic or just need to blow chunks.

Dude One: "Man, have you seen that chicks barf knuckle?"
Dude Two: "Yeah man, she needs to tone it down, it is starting to callus"
Dude One: "Thats gross man."

by Lucid Samsara Phunkylove May 13, 2010