Baggin

When someone is in their bag or down bad; sad, lonely, depressed, drid.

He hasnt fucked since before quarantine started. Mans baggin!

by kfjb April 28, 2021

jimbo baggins

A name given to A great, red headed step father who's name is really 'Jim' by his stepchild. All in loving fun, of course. :)

Hey mom! How are you and jimbo baggins?

by WiseOldGoat April 18, 2018

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023