getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009

hot and ready pussy

When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat

Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.

by Hotnreadypussy August 29, 2016

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.

“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”

by M1Miluk January 25, 2022

Listerine ready tabs

A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.

I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020